Going, going, gone

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."...

At this moment, the Elephant is going ahead of the Donkey during the reace...Let's see who will be the new president! 

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that...

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy. "I'm here for a blood...

Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out.Then I realized I was too late.

Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.

I love computer so much that I want to carry it when I am in traveling.

Do you know that it is troublesome when ladies are going to attend a party?

It's too cheap to buy tickets.

Who is brave enough to save his gone car?