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Funny Quotes -
Who is brave enough to save his gone car?

Who is brave enough to save his gone car?
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| Going to Las Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."... |
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| Going Wrong Way
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that... |
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| Going to the Doctor
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood... |
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| Going to screw blonde
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out.Then I realized I was too late. |
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| Heavy going
I love computer so much that I want to carry it when I am in traveling. |
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