I hate my job

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.  I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy...

This is my home. Don't you think it is a warm one?

My dog partner,put me down,I hate this performance.

When I miss my mother's breast, I always power on the computer and glance over her sexy photos.

Oh,my poor ear,when will my wife come back,I miss her very much.

I'm pitiful to have such a fat colleague.

My master is a lover of violin,she always posture me in this way, I hate her very much.

I hate bath very much,water make me looks very ugly.

  I hate taking a bath because it make me wet.

I Love My Tail!