When You Refuse Somebody A Lift

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Movie nudity is virtually always female. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. Monday...

1.  You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup. 2.  You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly. 3.  French chefs are...

1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. 2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!" 3. Come...

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking...

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.   9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a right when you enter the trailer park". 8. Tongue depressors...

... you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox." ... you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. ... you consider cat hair in your food as...

You know your a redneck when there is 15 cars in your driveway and the only one that moves is your house.

Hi!Gentleman,will you give me a lift to the station? I'm sure you'll not say me nay.

there isn't any room for me, but i need get a free lift.