It's time to get down

Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A...

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the...

   It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students. "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked...

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in...

Dear Master:The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:IT'S TIME...

Hey, guy, I'm sleeping, go away!

  Honey,it is the time for lunch,we should leave now.

SO COOL~~~ It is quite obvious the ship just came in from the North Atlantic.

to prepare my lunch first.

It's time to go to bed.