A curious dog

Do you like eating hot dogs?This is really a hot dog.

I'm a thirsty dog. I need more water !!

My owner teaches me how to smile but I feel uncomfortable.

My owner,please look at my new mask,is it cool?

Have you found anything in that anus?

Do me a favor, please, and my lord has taken nothing for the past two days.

Please help me,I hear about that there have been more deaths from drowning.

Please take me home,I was without money and with no real roof over my head.

I'm a dog of noble birth,so I must make me look very modest.

Don't make mistake,I'm a real dog,not a toy dog.