Putting Your Money Where Your Mouth Is...

1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can safely have...

1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people...

1. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 2. After signing off, she always has a cigarette. 3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 4. In the morning, the computer screen is...

Santa with a monkey ^_^

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen....

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important....

"Take out all your eggs, or I'll kill you two."

The man is so optimistic.

3M advertising their shatterproof glass! Yes, that's real money in there.