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Funny Quotes -
Boy love Bobby doll,too!
Boy love Bobby doll,too!
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| Putdowns and Rejections
1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people... |
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| Car Acronyms
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques... |
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| The Nun And The Blind Man
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does... |
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| Poor Man
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed... |
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| Wisdom of the Aged
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The... |
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| A virile young man
A virile young man went to his friend, a pharmacist, asking for some Spanish fly because he had two hot (very, very hot) dates that night and didn't want to disappoint themThe... |
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Young Ladies Man 
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Aug 20, 2008
eva
3 votes
