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Funny Quotes -
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| You Konw You Are A Cat Person If
... you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox." ... you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. ... you consider cat hair in your food as... |
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| Cat Food
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to... |
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| A Cat's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart- Ate his mousey... |
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| Give a cat a pill
1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure... |
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| Zonked cat
Hi,guy,are you drinking too much?
what about taking one more ? |
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| A lovelorn cat
My lover left me alone, so the drinking and smoking are the only way to hocus myself. |
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| Homelike cat
This unrestrained cat, who can watch TV while drinking, is more comfortable than many people. |
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| pass out
the cat pass out after two beers. |
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