REALITY BITES.

Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years... I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel...

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking...

I'm winnin' this here debate---->Yep, i'm winnin' this.----->Winnin' it just like I'm winnin' Iraq.

Some Paintings Remarkably True to Life 1. SOS from trap 2. Struggling from magma 3. Fly and pesticide 4. Bikini Beauty in Swimming Pool...

Dear Master:The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:IT'S TIME...

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His...

1. “If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.â� 2. “Your terrible personality...

It's the difference between the advertising and the reality.

Titanic in Reality is not as romantic as supposed. Watch out risks!

More than likely...the one with the pink text in Sketcher is a 400lb gay Hispanic man named Paco. But rest assured...he probably wants your body just the same.