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Funny Quotes -
He wan't you to play.

He wan't you to play.
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| Why Beer Is Better than Women
1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while... |
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| Football Vs Sex
Coin Toss = Asking them out
Kickoff = Holding hands
1st Down = Kissing
2nd Down = Up the shirt
3rd Down = Down south
4th Down = Oral action
Touchdown =... |
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| The Ring
What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?Aren't we moving a bit to fast! |
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| Women's favorite
Women's favorite thing is to find a ring with a big diamond when opening the door on early morning. |
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| Cool Nose Ring
Perhaps he's going to have problems at airport metal detectors. |
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