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 Jun 4, 2010 |
 jennifer |
Funny Quotes - From this cartoon picture, you will know, before you speak, you 'd better think more! Or you will be in an embarrassing place!
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Now you know what you should do! |
| "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. AGENT... |
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| Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would work better the other way around. ." 48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?"... |
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| Bad Luck Finding a Place to Hide
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that... |
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| Murphy's Laws On Sex
1) The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2) Nothing improves with age. 3) No matter how many times you"ve had it,... |
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| Blonde Witness
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty... |
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| Forest Gump At The Pearly Gates
The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches... |
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| What Happens When You Predict Snow...
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens... |
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Think Before You Speak! 
