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Jun 4, 2010 |
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Funny Quotes - In the animals world, they have thought, and they also have expressions. Look this dog, it want to say: I despise you!
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You look like a blockhead. I despise you! |
| A Hole Behind You
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He... |
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| If one day you feel like crying ...
If one day you feel like crying ... Call me. I don't promise you that ... I will make you laugh But I can cry with you
If one day you want to run away - Don't... |
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| Five Questions That Will Put Fear Into Men
The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1...What are you thinking about? 2...Do you love me? 3...Do I look fat? 4...Do you think she is prettier than me? 5...What would you do... |
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| If You Say These To A Police Officer...
1. Are you Andy or Barney?
2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to... |
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| Miss, May I Kiss You?
Boy: " Miss, May I kiss you?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: " Could you let me embrace your waist with my arms?"
Girl: "No."
Boy:"... |
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