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 Jun 8, 2010 |
 serena |
Funny Quotes - Everyone thinks the tortoise crawled slowly. But for this cute snail, tortoise crawled so fast.
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The joke is about snail and tortoise. One day the snail ran into the tortoise on the way home, and the police came to understand the cause of the accident to the snail.Snail nervously said: awful awful, everything came too fast! |
| Murphy's Combat Laws
Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A... |
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| The Pope's Driver
After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your... |
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| Corvette
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go... |
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| What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy... |
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| Facts About Women
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
How do you annoy... |
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| Taxi Driver
The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip.... |
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| When He Was Pulled Over
A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what's the problem officer?"To which the policeman responded,... |
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| A Smart Cop
A guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.
Cop says, "License and registration, please." Guy says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete... |
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Omg! Slow Down! 
