I will run faster with this car shoes!

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There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman who had been friends from childhood. The reason: They all had a terrible stutter and always felt a lot more at ease in each...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one...

I must can run very fast if I have a pair of shoes of this kind.

If you displease the spiders, your car will be enlaced like this car.

This car is really very good,let me see it carefully.