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Jun 21, 2010 |
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| A Smart Kid
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!?the farmer says,... |
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| A Telepathic Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The... |
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| Blonde And XXX Movie
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a... |
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| Watch out Everything You Do Not Use
Watch out Everything You Do Not Use
A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.
Just as he... |
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| Do You Have Time
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then,... |
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| Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise.He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm."Hey boy, whatcha got... |
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| Dog Watch
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from." |
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