Surprised Eyes of the Car

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled...

1. Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating. 2. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not...

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and...

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He...

Don't be amazed, and that is the coloured drawing on the door of the car.

When you come back with fruitful results, your long nose can help you press the button of the elevator.

If you displease the spiders, your car will be enlaced like this car.

  i wonder if someone bought the other half.  

I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome i am.