Shit Cake You Don't Want to Eat!

A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions.As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg."How did the pig get a wooden leg?",...

I hate injection very much,so I don't want to see the doctor.

I hate injection very much,so I don't want to see the doctor.

My master want to travel alone,but he don't want to leave me alone.I have a good idea.

Mum,I'm too young,I don't want to join the army.

Mum,we don't want to bathe, we are too tired,we only want to sleep now.

Mum,I don't want to sit here,I feel rather uncomfortable.

You are a bad boy,we don't want to play games with a naked man.

Who can help me?I don't want to take a bath.