OMG! What's wrong?

Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex 50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo" 49. "That would work better the other way around. ." 48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?"...

Women's English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went...

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "try this test to find out for sure....

Q: What's the best kind of car to be driving when you're ready to play chicken? A: A coupe.

Can you make out that this is a human being?

Don't you think the officer feel stomachache? I think he is looking at the sexy girl's briefs.

What's wrong with your breasts? why you didn't tell me that your breasts are artificial ones?

It's difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women...and then he turns them into Wives!!!