Miserable Life of a Small Cat

He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance...

Mum,when will you come back? The naughty cat bully me.

You must be curious about that why all members of my family are women.

This will be the end of a man who treats his woman badly .

I had to lose weight,because I have get into trouble.

This kind of clothes must be the worst one to imitate the wife of a prince's because it was impossible to be sexy like this.

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

Don't make mistake,there are two cats in the picture,not a longneck cat.

I'm not a common cat,I'm a space soldier,and I'm about to go to the Mars.