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 Jul 20, 2010 |
 jennifer |
Funny Quotes - On the football field where is full of fierce competition, seeing some embarrassing moments is so normal.
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"Hey, want your pants or football?" |
| Fastest Thing In the World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play a little game about what each of them thought was the fastest thing in the world. Well the first guy says, "I... |
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| Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"... |
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| What Costume To Wear
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.
Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy... |
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| Some Things You Just Can't Explain
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The... |
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| Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead.Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the... |
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| Farmer and the Cow
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,"Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was... |
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| Some Things
One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar."What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.''Some things you just can't... |
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| The Upset Drunk
A drunk is in the bar and crying uncontrollably.
The man beside him asks him whats wrong.
The drunk says, "I forgot what my wife told me, She said if I went out... |
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OMG! My Pants! 
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