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 9 votes |
 Jul 22, 2010 |
 jennifer |
Funny Quotes - The dog: this is my new car, and that hot girl is my car model. It makes me feel great to have a car like this!
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Funny Dog Driver |
| A Drunk Driver
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for... |
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| The Pope's Driver
After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your... |
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| New Driver
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad... |
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| Taxi Driver
The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip.... |
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| Dog Letters To God
Dear God,Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?Dear God,When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?Dear... |
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| To be a Good Dog..
Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw... |
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| Guard Dog
My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection.
As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men."... |
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| Climbing Dog
The dog has learned another skill to survive his life - climb the bamboo. |
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| A dog driver
I'm a driver,and I have been doing this job for several years. |
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Dog Driver 
