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Jul 25, 2010 |
jennifer |
Funny Quotes - Fart when you are swimming, you must guess what will be seen. What an embarrassing moment to you, because other people will see you.
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Stupid thing to fart when swimming! |
| Never Stand in Another Line
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."... |
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| Bathtime Fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him... |
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| Do You Believe in Me?
With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in... |
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| Fight in water
If you insist that you are the first one, I will fight with you |
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