Life Belt On Plane

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at...

"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." - Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning." - Stephanie, age 8 "Don't flush the john when your dad's...

There's a blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best...

In our real life, she must be a very beautiful girl.

I  stopped so fast and Santa Claus forgot to tie life belt again.

I think it is better that there is a same life belt in my bed.

The giraffe is the tallest one in the world,we can see it's head only on a plane.

  Aladdin's daily life on flying carpets. It's very HIGH. But not high enough.