Yo Mama

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Yo Mama so fat that she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.

Yo mama is so black, someone shot a bullet at her and the bullet came back and said I need a flashlight.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!

Yo mama so poor she was digging in the trash, I said What r u doing? And she said shopping.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears stripped PJ's there's only 2 stripes.

Yo mama's so short, she had 2 cuff her panties.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped on the arch and made it into the mcdonalds M.

Yo Mama so stupid she didin,t know she was yo mama. Yo Mam so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch. Part2 Yo Mama so fat when she jumped on the...