Yo Momma So Dumb

Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon Your momma so fat when she walks by the ocean it waves and sings...

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!

yo momma so fat she has to use the highway as a slip and slide!

Yo momma so ugly she looks just like you!

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was chilli outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo Momma's feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma's house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma's hair is so short it's ingrown. I would...

Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.