Men Are Like...

The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1...What are you thinking about? 2...Do you love me? 3...Do I look fat? 4...Do you think she is prettier than me? 5...What would you do...

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry....

Q: Why do women fake orgasms? A: They think we care ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why are women like...

1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them. 2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote. 3. I always choose chocolate over men. ALWAYS...

Women:  A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning,  she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night....

They are independent.They don't listen.They don't come in when you call.They like to stay out all night.When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.When...

Men are like ..... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ......

1.Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. 2.Men are like...Bananas....The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are...

1. We can get laid anytime we want.2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.3. We piss sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.4. We get...

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