All aboard the monkey train! |
Funny Quotes -
Four monkeys are training themselves..
Four monkeys are training themselves..
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| (Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket -... |
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| Bar Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats... |
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| Monkey and Pig
Three agricultural scientists were determined to discover how much a pig could eat before it just had to take a shit. To this end they procured a Yorkshire sow and pushed a... |
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| Monkey Programmers
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.While he was there another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, ''I'll have that monkey... |
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| The warthog
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, "Who's the king of this jungle?" The monkey scampers down from... |
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| Bar and Monkey
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats... |
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| Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.... |
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| Hungry Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and... |
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All aboard the monkey train! 
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Nov 21, 2006
yola
