Three Shots of Scotch Whisky

This man walks into a bar, and walks up to the bar, and asks the bartender for three shots of Glen Fiddich Single Malt Scotch whisky.

The bartender lines them up on the counter, and the man slams them back, one after the other......1.....2......3. He asks the bartender for three more shots. As the bartender lines up three more, he tells the guy "You know, you really shouldn't drink like that. It isn't good for you!"

The man responds with "Yeah, I know! Especially with what I've got!"

The bartender says, real concern in his voice, "Oh my God! What is it that you have, my friend?"

The man replies, with a grin "A dollar!