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MarriageA newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left " Honey, "the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife "What? At 2 a.m.?!" Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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