Happy Butt

Once there was a little girl. It was here first day of school and a little  boy came up to her.
"What's your name?" He asked.
"Happy butt." She said.
"Tell me your name or I'll tell the teacher."
"Happy butt."

The teacher came up to the little girl and asked her, "What's your name?"
"Happy butt."
"Tell me your name or I'll send you to the principal."
"Happy butt."

The teacher sends her down to the pricipals office.
He askes her, "What's your name."
"Happy butt."
"Tell me your name or I'll call your mom."
"Happy butt."

The principal gets of the phone with her mom.
"You lied, your name isn't happy butt. It's Gladys."
"Glad ass, happy butt, whats the difference."