He's A Real Hunter

Dave and Jim were out deer hunting. Dave was pretty new to this whole deer hunting thing, so Jim had told him all about a clean kill, and field dressing, etc.

Well, after an afternoon up in the stand, Dave heard some noise in the woods, he got buck fever and fired. He went over to where he thought his deer should be, and realized he had shot his good friend Jim.

Dave rushed him to the hospital. After what seemed like a very long time, the doctor came out shaking his head. He told Dave ...

"The gunshot wound wasn't too bad, and we could have saved him had you just not gutted and skinned him."