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A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a very attractive woman sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant! But I wonder which airline she works for?"

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Come and fly the friendly skies?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched United off the list.

Next he tried the Southwest slogan, "You are now free to move about the country."

This time the woman turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "Ahhh, yes, American Airlines!"

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(Contributed by lhyytb at Jun 22, 2007. 174 hits.)
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