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An airplane was going down and everybody knew they would crash in the ocean below.....

A rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts on every diamond she has on her body! The passengers all look at her and say "What are you doing?"

She says "When we are in the ocean my diamonds will sparkle and I will be the first one they find!"

Another woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself with $100 dollar bills! The passengers all look at her, and she says, "When we are in the ocean the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find me first!!!!!"

Then a black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!!!!!! All the passengers look at her and ask, "What are you doing?"

The black lady says... "GIRL!!!!!, you know they always look for the black box first!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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(Contributed by lhyytb at Jun 22, 2007. 248 hits.)
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