An unmarried woman just finding out she is pregnant gets into an unfortunate accident on her way home from the doctor's office. She suffers a head injury and lapses into a coma for several months. When she awakens in the hospital, she panics and asks about her baby. Her doctor is called and gives her a mild sedative, then sits down to answer her questions. I am so happy to see you recovering. he says. The young woman responds, Thank you doctor, but what about my baby? Is everything all right? He replies, Yes, despite your injury, we were able to perform a fairly normal delivery procedure. In fact, he goes on, you've given birth to TWINS - a boy & a girl. The woman is very happy and asks when she can see the babies. The doctor replies, Right away, but we've already sent the infants home with your brother. While you were unconscious, your brother took care of everything for you. He even gave the babies names. At this point the woman gets upset, Doc, my brother is an idiot! What name did he give my little girl? The doctor answered that her name was Denise. Oh, Denise, that's not so bad. what name did he give my little boy? The doctor answered, Denephew.

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