A Bad Day

- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

- You wake up face down on the pavement.

- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

- You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.

- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

- You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.

- The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.

- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.

- Your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."