Pulled Over

Old Lady: what's the problem sir?

Officer: I stopped you for speeding.

Old Lady: Oh. I see.

Officer: Can I see your licsence please?

Old Lady: I Lost it.

Officer: Lost it?

Old Lady: I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: Ok can i see your vehicle registration?

Old Lady: Sorry you can't

Officer: why not?

Old Lady: Because I stole the car, murdered the owner, chopped him up, put him in a plastic bag and stuffed him in the trunk.

the officer is stunned, her runs back to his squad car and calls for backup. 5min later another officer shows up.

Officer2: Ma'am please step out of the vehicle.

the old lady steps out

Old Lady: What's the problem officer?

Officer2: My officer tells me that you stole that car and killed the owner and put him in the trunk.

Old Lady: Killed the owner?

Officer2: Can you open the trunk please?

Old Lady: Yes sir.

She opens the trunk, the officer is stunned to find that the trunk is empty.

Officer2: Can I see your licsence Ma'am?

she reaches in her purse and pulls out the licsence. the officer gives the lady back her liscence.

Officer2: Thank you Ma'am but My officer told me that you had no licsense, you stole this car, and killed the owner.

the old lady looks at the officer...

Old Lady: I bet you that lying idiot told you I was speeding too.