Quips

Every company should have a department of redundancy department.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

If you jogged backward . . . would you gain weight?

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."