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Three men died and stood in front of God.

God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only an affair and was given a midsize car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.

"What's the matter?"

"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"

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(Contributed by ytblhy at Jul 2, 2007. 2214 hits.)
COMMENTS
WATS UP MAN
FEFEFE Tuesday, March 11, 2008 02:10:12  
THERE IS NO CAR IN HEAVENFRTD YO YO
MEDA Tuesday, March 11, 2008 02:09:11  
For reals that was stupid
Tony Saturday, February 23, 2008 09:43:29  
thats shit and not even funny
panterica Friday, February 22, 2008 21:15:54  
thots not funny dude
anthony baker Monday, October 22, 2007 13:50:35  
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA...OH FUK AH CYAR HOLD UP...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...I WODA STOP RAN DAT BITCH OVA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
MESELF Monday, August 27, 2007 12:15:58  
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