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A man was sitting at the bar in his local, enjoying an after work drink when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young lady walks in. She is so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly towards him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for ?00 on one condition" Shocked the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want and do it in 3 words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his coat pocket and slowly counted out five ?0 notes, which he pressed into the young womans hand.

He looked deeply into her eyes and said, slowly and meaningfully, "Paint my house."

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(Contributed by welaf at Dec 11, 2004. 552 hits.)
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