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A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster
she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager
goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" 

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY
NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I
LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.

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(Contributed by welaf at Dec 11, 2004. 1108 hits.)
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