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A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, 'I won a motor home! I won a motor home!'

The waitress runs over and argues, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!'

The blonde replies, 'No. I won a motor home!'

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, 'You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes.'

Again the blonde says, 'There is no mistake! I won a motor home!'

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, 'WIN A BAGEL.'

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(Contributed by welaf at Jan 18, 2005. 548 hits.)
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