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A guy is having a drink in a bar.

A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.

He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs; she's an ex-pro wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs., and she's a kick boxer professional.  Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it  three  times."!

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(Contributed by welaf at Jan 26, 2005. 678 hits.)
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