Taxi Driver

      The passenger sat in the backseat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip.

      The cabdriver sped through the crowded streets,weaving in and out of traffic. The passenger watched as one pedestrian after another ran to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver.

      She looked ahead and saw a truck double-parked on the narrow street,but not only did the taxi driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck.

       He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side. "Driver!" the passenger screamed,"Are you trying to get us both killed?"

      "Relax,lady," he said, "just do what I do. Close your eyes."