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A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length

Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action

At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a small hole.

Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by both sexes

When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Somebody found listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated movements?/P>

When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft.

After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less.

As I’m sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own?/P>


(Toothbrush)

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(Contributed by welaf at Apr 20, 2005. 383 hits.)
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