Ten Things Never Said By Southerners

1. Lisa Marie got a great catch in Michael.

2. We don't keep firearms in this house.

3. We're vegetarians.

4. Wrasslin's fake!

5. You can't feed that to the dog.

6. No kids in the back of the pickup. It is just not safe.

7. My fiance, Bobbi Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Peggy.

10. Can you bake that chicken instead of frying it?