|
Before And After MarriageBefore - You take my breath away After - I feel like I'm suffocating Before - Twice a night After - Twice a month Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac Before - Saturday Night Fever After - Monday Night Football Before - Don't stop After - Don't start After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey Before - It's like I'm living in a dream After - It's like he lives in a dorm Before - $60/doz. After - $1.50/stem Before - Turbocharged After - Jump-start Before - We agree on everything After - We can't agree on anything Before - Victoria's Secret After - Fruit-of-the-Loom After - Idle Before - He's completely lost without me After - Why won't he ever ask for directions? Before - Time stood still After - Where did the time go? Before - Croissant and cappuccino After - Bagel and instant Before - I can hardly believe we found each other After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you Before - Passion After - Ration
COMMENTS
MOST REVIEWED
![]() |
This joke is tagged as
|
| Funny Pictures Jokes Archive: |
200812, 200811, 200810, 200809, 200808, 200807, 200806, 200805, 200804, 200803, 200802, 200801, 200712, 200711, 200710, 200709, 200708, 200707, 200706, 200705, 200704, 200703, 200702, 200701, 200612, 200611, 200610, 200609, 200608, 200607, 200606, 200605, 200604, 200603, 200602, 200601, 200512, 200511, 200510, 200509, 200508, 200507, 200506, 200505, 200504, 200503, 200502, 200501, 200412, 200411, 200410, 200409, Funny Flash Games, Funny Videos, Sexy Wallpapers, Links |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
