A little boy asked his father " Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway. So here goes. Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
blessed little Pop-up appeared and said 'You've got Male.'
