Cowboy and sheep

Cowboy and sheep

This woman is driving into the small town of Shelbville and slams on the brakes as a sheep runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy named TK runs right in front of her and catches the sheep by the hind legs and starts screwing it. She screams and drives into town to find the local law.
She sees the local sheriff's car parked in front of the town bar. "It figures," she says as she storms inside. The first thing she notices is an old, old man with a long white beard named Torch sitting in the corner jacking-off. She runs up to the sheriff DWC who's sitting at the bar with his drink and cleaning his .45.

"What kind of sick town are you running here? I drive into town and almost run over some cowboy with a big Tk on the back of his plad shirt, sodomizing some sheep ... and then... I come in here.... and see this old man Torch in the corner abusing himself in public!"

"Well, ma'am," the sheriff DWC slowly replies, "You don't expect him to catch a sheep at his age, do ya?"