Second Opinion of A Veterinarian

Second Opinion of A Veterinarian

A lady brings her lifeless duck to the veterinarian. He examines the duck and
says "Ma'am, your duck is dead." The lady says "That can't be! Can't you do
something? Maybe he's just in a coma?" The veterinarian goes out of the room
and brings back a labrador retriever. The lab puts his nose to the duck and
sniffs a couple of times and shakes his head. Next, the veterinarian brings in
a cat. The cat hops up on the table and looks carefully at the duck from it's
head all the way to its feet. The cat shakes its head from side to side. The
veterinarian tells the lady "I'm very sorry but your duck is dead." He then
turns around to his computer and prints out a bill for $150. The lady is
appalled at the charge. He says to her "Well, if you would have taken my word
for it I would have only charged you $20. However, with the "lab" tests and the
"cat" scans I have to charge you $150."