Women Truths

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!
If you don't open my door.

I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO!
But I don't have to.

I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER!
But you're still gonna pay.

SEX IS A SPECIAL THING!
And a damn good weapon.

MY BODY BELONGS TO ME!
Until I get a dinner and a movie.

I DON'T SLEEP AROUND!
Until I do a credit check.

I CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT!
But I can't kill a spider.

I NEVER TELL A LIE!
But I will fake an orgasm.

I'M THE REAL MCCOY!
Except for my boobs and my face.

I'M VERY PROUD OF MY AGE!
Which is none of your damned business.